May 2013
42 posts
May 22nd
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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soselfimportant: 4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
4 notes
Thank you for taking the time to send me the stock “Happy Birthday” text. Must be change of pace from you never talking to me and conveniently ignoring my messages. It’s not like you had anything else to say to me anyways.
May 19th
May 19th
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when you start liking someone: ah fuck
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 13th
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May 12th
9 notes
May 12th
235,670 notes
5 tags
I really need to stop drinking 18 hours after I woke up.
May 11th
That moment when your parents know you’re too intelligent to do anything TOO stupid. “Please count on your hand how many times I’ve come into your house piss on yourself drunk; because despite popular belief alcohol will do that” If anyone was wondering that would be 0
May 11th
May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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2 tags
May 7th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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May 6th
6 notes
1 tag
May 5th
April 2013
31 posts
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
24 notes
Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
73 notes
geekboots: meladoodle: try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them OH MY GOD  YES
Apr 27th
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